liamdryden:

annemarina:

are straight boys obligated to touch the top of every door frame??

We do it as an act of cleansing for the times our hands accidentally brush against our bros’ hands

emiello:

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a goddess

valiantparadox:

bro-boner:

It’s days like this that I like to remember that the Irish government are ever proud of the Spire of Dublin.

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It’s literally a 400 ft metal spike sticking out of the ground. It was supposed to be done for the new millennium but they didn’t start building it until 2002.

And it’s supposed to be self-cleaning but it doesn’t work and there’s no way to clean it.

Ireland.

not to mention it’s ‘unofficial name’

the erection at the intersection

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fotobaum:

x

sodomymcscurvylegs:

[AGGRESSIVELY AVOIDS USING HEALING ITEMS TO SAVE THEM FOR BOSS BATTLES.]

[AGGRESSIVELY FORGETS TO USE HEALING ITEMS DURING BOSS BATTLES.]

disproven:

traceymoesby:

kohwala:

telepath more like telepathetic

this sounds like something Magneto would say before high fiving Mystique

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funaticgirl:

sammiey:

higher than the empire state

You win

funaticgirl:

sammiey:

higher than the empire state

You win

austindame99:

What do Sams old college friends even think happened to him? I mean he went on a road trip with his brother after his girlfriend died and then like 5 years later he’s a serial shooter on the news that died. twice. 

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notahoe:

notahoe:

wtf is morning wood 

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Thank you that’s exactly what I thought 

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aconnormanning:

"She’s not just someone’s wife, daughter, or mother. She’s someone."

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kakumei-no-tomoshibi:

jawdust:

rachelmannings:

#infinitely better: lucy liu as james bond & natalie dormer as her bond girl

OR LUCY LIU AS BOND AND NATALIE DORMER AS THE VILLAIN

I’m pretty sure we all would watch all of these movies.

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batdadsmistress:

SHOTS FIRED.

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